Aasha’s Cauldron

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

lonelywhiteasian:

i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them

shibasquad:

*high fives myself b/c of my good taste in music*

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people:

Me:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

yer-a-blizzard-harreh:

so I did a research and apparently there are 1580 people named pizza. 1580 people are living the dream

khaleesibeyonce:

i dont get why when a baby is born like ON THE DAY people are already like “oh they look just like their father/mother” um have you even seen babies they all look the same.